Yoised
someone who is a great friend, who is sexy, who people love for being himself, really cool, hispanic, nice and has very juicy lips
Yoised by dear butterfly February 24, 2011
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Yossed
To throw something unannounced or throw yourself into something, can also be used to describe making food
“Oh my god! Julia just yossed herself off the dock”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”
Yossed by Julia Dickinson August 10, 2020
Yosed
Yosed by Accelolita July 15, 2011
Yoited
Yoited by Giant Wonker April 18, 2020
yossed
yossed by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018
Yoisted
When you and your friends get super yoisted and you decide that it wouldn't be impossible to just yoist your friend in the air and shout "TOGA TOGA TOGA".
It certainly is a way of life.
To be yoisted is to be beyond your normal hoist.
You are yoisted when you are in the company of good men and women celebrating the finest libations, and maybe just maybe, you went a bit too far. That is being yoisted in the best of ways.
Yoisting is also an act wherein you lift a friend into the air, possibly without consent, and hype them by chanting. "TOGA" is a good word for this practice.
It certainly is a way of life.
To be yoisted is to be beyond your normal hoist.
You are yoisted when you are in the company of good men and women celebrating the finest libations, and maybe just maybe, you went a bit too far. That is being yoisted in the best of ways.
Yoisting is also an act wherein you lift a friend into the air, possibly without consent, and hype them by chanting. "TOGA" is a good word for this practice.
We all just took a shot together but insert name here is clearly the most yoisted individual here.
He got yoisted. Yea we definitely just yoisted him.
Yoist!
(can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb)
We totally yoisted him (referring to lifting someone into the air because you are yoisted enough to believe you should)
He got yoisted. Yea we definitely just yoisted him.
Yoist!
(can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb)
We totally yoisted him (referring to lifting someone into the air because you are yoisted enough to believe you should)
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