An awkward turtle. Someone who's sweet and caring and always there. Knows all the pokemon like a complete dork.. Will talk on the phone till early in the 'morning. A player since birth.
J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.
J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence
A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
Leader of Korean group, B.A.P
He debuted with B.A.P back in 2012 but had been a underground rapper previously going under the name Jeppblackman. He's widely respected both by fans, co-workers and members. He's often likened to a father figure, constantly working and ensuring his "boys" are fine and intact. He's considered to have an old soul. Catch phrase "Chyeah"
person 1: give us an example of Bang Yongguk
person 2: you can't put an example on such a great man like Bang Yongguk
person 1: wOAHHHH