Skip to main content

Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022
Related Words

Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

lee yongbok

an aussie mess.

donate £1 to adopt a yongbok of your own :)
it’s a rare type of aussie, a lee yongbok
lee yongbok by parkchogiwa December 20, 2019

Yogurt Male 

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
Yogurt Male by I love yogurt October 31, 2021

bang yongguk

Leader of Korean group, B.A.P
He debuted with B.A.P back in 2012 but had been a underground rapper previously going under the name Jeppblackman. He's widely respected both by fans, co-workers and members. He's often likened to a father figure, constantly working and ensuring his "boys" are fine and intact. He's considered to have an old soul. Catch phrase "Chyeah"
person 1: give us an example of Bang Yongguk
person 2: you can't put an example on such a great man like Bang Yongguk
person 1: wOAHHHH
bang yongguk by unify June 21, 2014