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An adjective used to define a lightly cooked egg
Waiter: How would you like your eggs: over easy, scrambled, etc?
Customer: Yolky
yolky by Free Amerika April 6, 2015
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When you go to a diner for breakfast, they give you large portions of food along with eggs over-easy and the yolk gets all over your food.
Customer: Man, my food is all yolky!
Waitress: You shouldn't have eaten the eggs first, stooopeeed.
Yolky by Rosaliee. November 17, 2010
Head free ranger of Pokemon Zeo's forums. He leads all other free rangers in doing their jobs.
Yolky is t3h pwnership at franging.
Yolky by Joey March 22, 2004

Yolky scrambler 

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.
Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"
Yolky scrambler by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011

Yolky Pebble 

A sex act that involves a man laying flat and the woman has her feet on the base of his penis and a finger inside his anus while performing a blowjob on the tip of his penis.
"Jade gave me a yolky pebble last night, only lasted a few seconds!" said Daniel.
Yolky Pebble by SosijPants February 9, 2020

Yolky Doke 

(From Scottland) Where you feel like you have a sweaty arse hole and ignore it for a while until you either a) scratch it with a bare finger (and the stench of pure raw shite overcomes you when the inevitable smelling of said finger ). Or b) you give your hoop a test wipe and realise you haven’t quite finished the job when wiping your arse piece
Hemmin, I have a hoora yolky doke anoo loon

Yolky Surprise 

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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