The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.
Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground
A sex act that involves a man laying flat and the woman has her feet on the base of his penis and a finger inside his anus while performing a blowjob on the tip of his penis.
"Jade gave me a yolky pebble last night, only lasted a few seconds!" saidDaniel.
(From Scottland) Where you feel like you have a sweaty arse hole and ignore it for a while until you either a) scratch it with a bare finger (and the stench of pure raw shite overcomes you when the inevitable smelling of said finger ). Or b) you give your hoop a test wipe and realise you haven’t quite finished the job when wiping your arse piece
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*