yolky

An adjective used to define a lightly cooked egg

Waiter: How would you like your eggs: over easy, scrambled, etc?
Customer: Yolky

by Free Amerika April 6, 2015

Yolky

When you go to a diner for breakfast, they give you large portions of food along with eggs over-easy and the yolk gets all over your food.

Customer: Man, my food is all yolky!
Waitress: You shouldn't have eaten the eggs first, stooopeeed.

by Rosaliee. November 17, 2010

Yolky

Head free ranger of Pokemon Zeo's forums. He leads all other free rangers in doing their jobs.

Yolky is t3h pwnership at franging.

by Joey March 22, 2004

Yolky scrambler

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.

Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"

by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011

Yolky Pebble

A sex act that involves a man laying flat and the woman has her feet on the base of his penis and a finger inside his anus while performing a blowjob on the tip of his penis.

"Jade gave me a yolky pebble last night, only lasted a few seconds!" said Daniel.

by SosijPants February 9, 2020

Yolky Doke

(From Scottland) Where you feel like you have a sweaty arse hole and ignore it for a while until you either a) scratch it with a bare finger (and the stench of pure raw shite overcomes you when the inevitable smelling of said finger ). Or b) you give your hoop a test wipe and realise you haven’t quite finished the job when wiping your arse piece

Hemmin, I have a hoora yolky doke anoo loon

by Japs eye the cheesy spy October 9, 2018

Yolky Surprise

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.

“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”

by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025