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When you go to a diner for breakfast, they give you large portions of food along with eggs over-easy and the yolk gets all over your food.
Customer: Man, my food is all yolky!
Waitress: You shouldn't have eaten the eggs first, stooopeeed.
Yolky by Rosaliee. November 17, 2010
Head free ranger of Pokemon Zeo's forums. He leads all other free rangers in doing their jobs.
Yolky is t3h pwnership at franging.
Yolky by Joey March 22, 2004

Yolky scrambler 

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.
Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"
Yolky scrambler by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011

Yolky Pebble 

A sex act that involves a man laying flat and the woman has her feet on the base of his penis and a finger inside his anus while performing a blowjob on the tip of his penis.
"Jade gave me a yolky pebble last night, only lasted a few seconds!" said Daniel.
Yolky Pebble by SosijPants February 9, 2020

Yolky Doke 

(From Scottland) Where you feel like you have a sweaty arse hole and ignore it for a while until you either a) scratch it with a bare finger (and the stench of pure raw shite overcomes you when the inevitable smelling of said finger ). Or b) you give your hoop a test wipe and realise you haven’t quite finished the job when wiping your arse piece
Hemmin, I have a hoora yolky doke anoo loon

Yolky Surprise 

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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