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yoinking it with the bros 

A little bit of lacrosse with the boys
What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.
Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

Yoinking My Doink 

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
Yoinking My Doink by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoinking It 

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.
"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."
Yoinking It by bellestelles September 1, 2025

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.
You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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