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yoinking 

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Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.
He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.
yoinking by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019
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yoinking it with the bros 

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A little bit of lacrosse with the boys
What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros
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yoinking • Yoinking It • yoinking it with the bros • Yoinking My Doink • Yoinking my Schploink • yoinking my sploinky • Yoinking the Hog • Toddler yoinking • Yonking • Yjinking of The Animal

yoinking my sploinky

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Another way of saying you are wacking off.
Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.
yoinking my sploinky by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022
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Yoinking my Schploink

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The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.
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Yoinking My Doink 

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"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
Yoinking My Doink by [\/] April 26, 2025
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Yoinking It 

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The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.
"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."
Yoinking It by bellestelles September 1, 2025
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Yoinking the Hog

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A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.
You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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