A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.

I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.

Yahoo News by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011

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Yahoo answers

A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:

How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:

Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?

Yahoo answers by ilovedepechemode April 12, 2007

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