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yohali is a girl name. it comes from Mexican origin, used after an Aztec princess. yohali’s are athletic, caring, understanding and super sexy but don’t get on their bad side though. it’ll be really hard to get back to their good side. yohali’s will change your life in a great way, if you find a yohali, you’re lucky and don’t lose them!
Yomalys
An absolutely amazing woman. She is the most beautiful, humorous, attractive, charming, fun, intelligent, and astonishing girl out there. She is strong, stronger than anyone else, yet soft and more caring than all people combined. Her thoughtfulness exceeds everyone’s, and she is seriously the sweetest thing there is, while definitely hot and very sexy at the same time. Knows when to be naughty and when to be nice. She is very loving, and gives undeserved grace and forgiveness. Her tender lips and wonderfully crafted hands make her jaw-dropping. Your heart will call her name endlessly, and you will give yourself unto her fully. Words cannot express or fulfill anything about her, for each of those attributes are both precious and special in and of themselves. She will make you cry tears of true happiness every day - everything about her is totally flawless. She is, simply, the most perfect girl to walk this planet.
Yomalys by The Luckiest Man Alive January 17, 2018
Yohanly
Yohanly is an extraordinary and exotic woman. If you ever get an Yohanly she will make you have some symptoms like: Feeling Butterflies in your tummy, happiness, loved, important, have a fun time no matter what, without even her trying. She is just close to being perfect her smile, face, hair, body, eyes, nose, everything is wonderful about her even tho she will denied it a lot, You gotta make her feel important so that way she will notice it. So if you ever get by any chance a Yohanly DON'T LOSE HER. there is not too many Yohanly in this world she is consider one of the most important beautiful human being out there.
Yogalypse
Noun. The dystopian future where everyone is like yoga zombies wearing yoga pants, and is forcing people to become like lemmings being led towards a reimagined yogic lifestyle of unquestioned consumption of romantic, ahistorical narratives around the perceived ideal of what the world could and should become through adopting a yogic way of life.
Fuck. The yogalypse has begun! Run for hills! The yoga zombies in their yoga pants are sun saluting their way across the city turning everyone their hot yoga sweat falls on into one of them. Soon we’ll all be eating vegan kale chips while chanting ‘om’.
Yogalypse by psdmccartney September 1, 2018