yoghurt slinger

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

by #NotChad October 18, 2019

purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003

Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004