Yogart Slinger 

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

Yogart Slinger by Zedonks March 11, 2009

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

Purple-Headed yogart slinger by Shithead June 18, 2006

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

yogurt slinger by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

purple helmet yogurt slinger 

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

purple helmet yogurt slinger by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008