"Yo, eat it." is a phrase interposed into a conversation when one person or other needs to get a grip on reality. Similar to "Deal with it."
John: Dude, I still can't believe she broke up with me!
Zappa: Yo, eat it.
Ellen: liek omfg!!1 i asked my mom to go to the prom and she said no!! WTF!?!
Carl: Yo, eat it.
Zappa: Yo, eat it.
Ellen: liek omfg!!1 i asked my mom to go to the prom and she said no!! WTF!?!
Carl: Yo, eat it.
by Mast of the World September 10, 2011
A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"
(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
by Big poppa 62353456 November 03, 2017
A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"
(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
by Big poppa 62353456 November 03, 2017
by TheRealUnkn0wn June 11, 2019
what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK
by jakedtyled January 24, 2010
This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.
by controversial dog October 11, 2021
A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence
by Gheaey December 20, 2019