Yimping

The process of buying exactly 5 cans of beans, proceeding to pour them into a condom, and full-force throwing it into a casket, hard enough that the condom breaks

Guy 1: *Yimps*
Guy 1: Get Phwucked!
Guy 2: Boy-o be Yimping

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

Yomping

Royal Marines slang describing a long distance march carrying full kit.

Yomping
The most famous yomp of recent times was during the 1982 Falklands War. After disembarking from ships at San Carlos on East Falkland, on 21 May 1982, Royal Marines and members of the Parachute Regiment yomped (and tabbed) with their equipment across the islands, covering 56 miles (90 km) in three days carrying 80 pounds (36 kg) loads.

by Captain Awesome1991 November 14, 2011

Yumping

Any sex act that involves food.

Yum + Humping

Mossy: Anna, I told you to take this tape back to Blockbuster. Now my perfect renter record is ruined. I always rewind!

Anna: It's 9 1/2 weeks. All the sex scenes are just yumping anyway. I do love a good cucumber myself tho. Jive Turkey

by Justin America May 11, 2023

yomping

Old pommy military term meaning foot-travel, usually to extremes ie too fast for safety, too far, too tiring, etc.
Also used: yomp yomps etc.

"So we'd been yomping all night an' the orders came to return, so we kept on bloody yompin'.

by Dennis September 30, 2004

Yiming

A funny, stupid individual that is weird and a friend of mine. He probably can make anyone laugh their ass off.

Yiming is looking in my backpack

by Angel's Song December 9, 2012

Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

yipping

Referencing to a notably dishonest businessman. To be dishonest, deceitful or untrustworthy.

Are you Yipping me?

by [e-mail] September 4, 2009