Yeeterest 

The most yeeted

Tom is the most yeeterest person I know.

Yeeterest by Yeeterest November 7, 2020

Yesterfester

The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:

Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.

Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.

Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.

Yesterfester by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010

Yeeters

An endangered species located in the large plains of northern America — the Yeeter is truly an fascinating species. Resembling the birds in the genus Numenius, the Yeeter is actually an extremely primitive mammal belonging to it’s own exclusive class, order, genus, and species.

The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.

The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.

The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.

Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.

The mating call of the yeeters are truly amazing, and it is what gave it its name.
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”

Yeeters by Sir Attenborough December 17, 2018

Yesteryesterday 

The day before yesterday.

How was the party yesteryesterday?

Yesteryesterday by graduatedyesterday June 18, 2011

Yeeterus 

A portmanteau of yeet and uterus.

A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.

People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.

Suzie had a yeeterus done yesterday.

Mike is fundraising to pay for a gender affirming yeeterus.

"I finally had a yeeterus done. I'm no longer in constant pain."

Yeeterus by Qisvon February 15, 2022

Yeeterson peterson 

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!

So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(

Yeeterson peterson by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019

Yeetest 

One that is the yielder of the word yeet. One who is the definition of a yeet god. Who is a master at spontaneity and unexpectedness. The farthest from virginity you will ever get is by being the yeetest.

“Your such a yeetest, dawg!” “Don’t let him plan the party dawg he’s a yeetest.”

Yeetest by Yeet legend January 14, 2019