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Yesterfester
The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Yesterfester by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010
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Yeeterest • yeeters • Yeeterson • Yeeterson peterson • Yeeterus • Yeagerestlessness • Yeetareet • Yeeterate • Yeetered • Yeetered Up
Yeeters
An endangered species located in the large plains of northern America — the Yeeter is truly an fascinating species. Resembling the birds in the genus Numenius, the Yeeter is actually an extremely primitive mammal belonging to it’s own exclusive class, order, genus, and species.
The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The mating call of the yeeters are truly amazing, and it is what gave it its name.
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
Yeeters by Sir Attenborough December 17, 2018
Yesteryesterday
How was the party yesteryesterday?
Yesteryesterday by graduatedyesterday June 18, 2011
Yeeterus
A portmanteau of yeet and uterus.
A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.
People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.
A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.
People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.
Yeeterson peterson
the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!
So like I got a girlfriend right haha
Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry
Yeah but she doesn’t care
Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan
Melvin I’m being serious
WHAT??
Yeah
yeeterson Peterson
I have depression now :(
Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry
Yeah but she doesn’t care
Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan
Melvin I’m being serious
WHAT??
Yeah
yeeterson Peterson
I have depression now :(
Yeeterson peterson by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019
Yeetest
One that is the yielder of the word yeet. One who is the definition of a yeet god. Who is a master at spontaneity and unexpectedness. The farthest from virginity you will ever get is by being the yeetest.
Yeetest by Yeet legend January 14, 2019
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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