An explanation of a brutal dunk in basketball that involves the dunker to drag their nuts across the face of the person being dunked on. Usually an unexpected dunk to finish off a game or to outright disrespect the opponent.
“Did you see Etty and Neo play on the court last Friday?”
“Yeah Neo brought the game to 21-3, she got yammed on”
Yared. Amazing personality and doesn’t let anyone get in his way. Has all these amazing friends. Can count on this one special friend. Loyal, smart, kind, caring, loving, hot, amazing, a smart person to be with. He’s kind and loves everybody. He also keeps his head up and keeps going on.
A Spanish alter-ego for someone named "Jared". Consisting of the following guidelines:
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness.
2.someone you would stride to be like.
3.a manifestation of excellence.
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create.
5. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, and man uggs.
6. someone amazing.
7. with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly.
make sure yared comes to the party. no one wants awkward jared there, we want a good time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!