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To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
Yarned by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009
Related Words
Yarned • Yared • Yarted • yarne • Yarded • yarked • yarnenderman • Yaned • yanedyn • Yanned
Man, i was frickin yarned last night!
Yarned by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

Yarndling 

Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.
The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.
Yarndling by Cod Michael May 14, 2020

Yarndy FC 

A football club/group/association, established in 2019 with the sole goal of reaching Division 1 in Fifa 20 Pro Clubs. Yarndy FC nowadays is a local phenomenon known for their gaming and sporting excellence, also heavily known by appearing at social gatherings with a one in all in mentality.

A famous date in the history of Yarndy FC is the 30th of January 2021. This marks the day Yarndy FC founder, captain an legend Blake Rogers lifted the Fifa 21 Division 1 Pro Clubs Title. This achievement cemented the club among the elite in the world.
Throughout the years Yarndy Football Club have had many players chuck in the famous green and red; some of the most notable being:
Great White Pig
Abuzar Castillo
Der Is Bearcum
Heung Min Ston
The Taxi

Chiq
Lara’s TopBins
The Timp
Darren Salt
Superman Bugmy
Leonardis Lambrakis

Bob Barker
Afro Jack

Riley Jennings
Big Orse
Mike Coxlong
Sleep Paralysis

Adrian Nthethe
John Cena

The Ratman of Southend
Big Bum
Miniminter

and finally coach Scoot Rogers
“ When Lionel Messi retires will he have any regrets?”
“Yes, he never proved himself against Yarndy FC”
Yarndy FC by Der Is Bearcum March 11, 2021
Yared. Amazing personality and doesn’t let anyone get in his way. Has all these amazing friends. Can count on this one special friend. Loyal, smart, kind, caring, loving, hot, amazing, a smart person to be with. He’s kind and loves everybody. He also keeps his head up and keeps going on.
Girl 1: wow I wish I New a yared he seems so lucky

Girl 2: ya I wish I could find me a guy like him
Yared by Unknow..... October 13, 2019
aboriginal term for marajuana
**Note - aboriginal as in indigenous australians
all he does all day is sit around and smoke yarndi
yarndi by Notorious L.A.C. July 25, 2008
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