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Yappocalypse

An event where one loudmouthed fuck will not shut the fuck up turning the entire room into an audio war crime as society collapses in real time while everyone else sits there hostage too polite or too tired to tell them to superglue their stupid lips together and cease all mouth activity forever.
"The car ride turned into a yappocalypse when he started talking at mile one and was still yapping when we hit the gas station."
by vermeilthethicc January 3, 2026
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Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
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fappocalypse

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo
by Shyrleey December 13, 2010
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Appocalypse

1. The sheer overload of readily available "apps" that are now flooding the iPhone and iPod Touch markets.

2. The cleverly titled Penny Arcade comic strip for February 5th, 2010.
Guy: Dude, how many apps do you have on your iPhone? Do you even need that many?

Guy 2: I don't know. I don't even remember downloading most of these.

Guy: Everybody's going nuts. It's the freaking appocalypse.
by Ginsbot February 7, 2010
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appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.
A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"
by minagica June 25, 2015
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Yapocalypse

**Yapocalypse** (noun): A situation where a person is talking nonstop, as if their world is about to end, often characterized by a sense of desperation or urgency.
Example: "His rant about the Wi-Fi being down turned into a full-blown Yapocalypse—nobody could get a word in."
by HimitsuE December 29, 2024
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