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yankow 

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Masturbating in a closet or bathroom of a bar or party after getting shot down by ever girl there. Then returning, to your friends to enjoy the rest of the evening.
Chris pulled a yankow in the janitors closet after Ashley to him he was creepy.
yankow by Fox Force Five March 1, 2009
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Blake Yankow 

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A funny handsome man who seems to be a little fruity at times.
Blake Yankow is a hottie who hits on guys ;)
Blake Yankow by sniper3312 May 30, 2022
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yankwashing

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The remaking of a foreign movie or TV series with Americans.
Ghost in the Shell isn't whitewashing you retard, it's yankwashing.

I'm so glad J.K. Rowling kept the Harry Potter cast British, yankwashing that movie would have ruined it.
yankwashing by The Emperor March 28, 2017

Weird Al Yankovic 

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one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time
Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."
Weird Al Yankovic by theladiesman December 3, 2003
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yankoid

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A willing and enthusiastic resident of the United States (Derogatory)
Any Yankoid born after 1996 can’t cook. All they know is eat oil, drink burger, invade countries, commit war crimes, eat hot chip, and lie.
yankoid by thirdw0rldist October 19, 2022

Yanko 

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The smartest person in the room.
Look at this Yanko, he gets everything that girl is saying.
Yanko by amanteee February 27, 2019
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weird al yankovic 

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To all of you out there reading the definition above this one, "Weird Al" Yankovic didn't write a lot of the songs that are on the Internet filesharing sites/programs. If it isn't on one of his albums or wasn't in one of his live concerts, IT ISN'T HIS! GOT IT?!?!?!?!? Well, there is "You're Pitiful", his James Blunt parody that Atlantic Records refused to let him put on his albums, which is why in the Music Video for "White & Nerdy" where he says, "I edit Wikipedia", it shows him editing the Wikipedia page for Atlantic Records saying "YOU SUCK!" in large font, bold letters.
Examples of songs NOT written by "Weird Al" Yankovic-What if God Smoked Cannabis, He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated, etc., etc.
Examples of songs that were written by "Weird Al Yankovic-"Eat It", "Bad", "Albuquerque", "I Lost on Jeopardy", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Nature Trail To Hell"(don't listen to this if you scare easily), "Like A Surgeon", "White & Nerdy", etc., etc.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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