yankow

Masturbating in a closet or bathroom of a bar or party after getting shot down by ever girl there. Then returning, to your friends to enjoy the rest of the evening.

Chris pulled a yankow in the janitors closet after Ashley to him he was creepy.

by Fox Force Five March 1, 2009

Blake Yankow

A funny handsome man who seems to be a little fruity at times.

Blake Yankow is a hottie who hits on guys ;)

by sniper3312 May 30, 2022

yankwashing

The remaking of a foreign movie or TV series with Americans.

Ghost in the Shell isn't whitewashing you retard, it's yankwashing.

I'm so glad J.K. Rowling kept the Harry Potter cast British, yankwashing that movie would have ruined it.

by The Emperor March 28, 2017

Weird Al Yankovic

one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time

Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."

by theladiesman December 3, 2003

yankoid

A willing and enthusiastic resident of the United States (Derogatory)

Any Yankoid born after 1996 can’t cook. All they know is eat oil, drink burger, invade countries, commit war crimes, eat hot chip, and lie.

by thirdw0rldist October 19, 2022

Yanko

The smartest person in the room.

Look at this Yanko, he gets everything that girl is saying.

by amanteee February 27, 2019

weird al yankovic

To all of you out there reading the definition above this one, "Weird Al" Yankovic didn't write a lot of the songs that are on the Internet filesharing sites/programs. If it isn't on one of his albums or wasn't in one of his live concerts, IT ISN'T HIS! GOT IT?!?!?!?!? Well, there is "You're Pitiful", his James Blunt parody that Atlantic Records refused to let him put on his albums, which is why in the Music Video for "White & Nerdy" where he says, "I edit Wikipedia", it shows him editing the Wikipedia page for Atlantic Records saying "YOU SUCK!" in large font, bold letters.

Examples of songs NOT written by "Weird Al" Yankovic-What if God Smoked Cannabis, He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated, etc., etc.
Examples of songs that were written by "Weird Al Yankovic-"Eat It", "Bad", "Albuquerque", "I Lost on Jeopardy", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Nature Trail To Hell"(don't listen to this if you scare easily), "Like A Surgeon", "White & Nerdy", etc., etc.

by "Weird Al" Yankovic fan August 8, 2009