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The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".

It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.

Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket with built-in decoy arms...

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Yanket

Blanket made with built-in decoy arms used for yanking or jerking off without anyone noticing, first popularized by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hey don't masturbate at the bus station , it's offensive.
Peter: Don't worry, I'll use my Yanket!

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yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

yankee dankee doodle shyte by Mutyr March 7, 2019

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yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

yankee boating by passsnap April 25, 2017

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Yankee With No Brim

The greatest hat of all time. It's a yankee baseball cap that has had the brim removed.

Whoah!!! The Yankee with no brim!

Yankee With No Brim by BruhMoment1738 April 10, 2020

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Yankeestan

Used by Europeans as alternative name for the United States of America: Nation full of Yanks.

Euro bloke 1: "Can't believe they voted for that jizztrumpet as President"
Euro bloke 2: "I know mate. What else would you expect to have happened there in Yankeestan?"

Yankeestan by eurobloke February 2, 2019

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Chain Yanker

n., 1.) Cultural agent provocateur; 2.) a secret agent; 3.) a cage rattler; 4.) a winder-upper; 5.) a troublemaker

Dude, don't believe half what that guy is saying to you. He's just a chain yanker, winding you up.

Chain Yanker by kidjones February 17, 2010

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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