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Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

you are gay by stu April 5, 2005

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

If you are reading this you are gay by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020

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you are mom gay

In this word, Mom is an adjective to gay, meaning if someone says you are Mom gay or you’re Mom gay, they are calling you a gay mom. Not to be confused with your mom gay lol, which doesn’t have an ‘re.

Straight boy: hey, your mom gay
Straighter boy: oh yeah you are Mom gay

Straight boy: *dies*

you are mom gay by Urmombig gay February 19, 2018

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you are moms gay

A come back to end all come backs, you will never lose if used.

Kid1:You suck Benis

Kid.2: you are moms gay

Kid1.: cries

you are moms gay by Saucy cock May 7, 2018

You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

You all are gay i'm normal by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

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Why are you gay

Who said i am gay

Lol

You are gay.

Why are you gay means that he thinks you are gay

Why are you gay by Inferno vovo March 31, 2019

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Why are you gay?

Sentence used in famous video interview, where moderator is asking gay activist questions, that does not make sense.

But why are you gay?
You say you are into female, so why are you gay?

Why are you gay? by whyareyougay March 8, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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