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You do
Hym "You do. And even if Ben Shapiro is correct about God owning my soul... You... You see how you just tried to steal God's property, right? So, your ass is gonna be extra crispy. Right? And you don't even know what a flying raijin technique IS. So I don't know what YOU'RE going to do to get out of hell but we can't both have a flying raijin signet on everybody. And Suchir told the truth so I know at least one person is getting in and, therefore, my escape is secure. But YOU... I don't know what the fuck YOU plan on doing to get out but I know one thing for sure..."
You do what you want when you poppin
Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.
You do what you want when you poppin by JuicePharoah October 10, 2016
You do You
1. the act of doing what one believes is the right decision, being oneself
2. a response when somebody constantly asks for suggestions, but doesn't actually need or listen to them
2. a response when somebody constantly asks for suggestions, but doesn't actually need or listen to them
1. Person: "Dude, I just dropped, like, 20 bucks on a scooter.
Person: "Cool, you do you."
2. Person: "But I really think I should get Subway."
Person: "You do You, man."
Person: "Cool, you do you."
2. Person: "But I really think I should get Subway."
Person: "You do You, man."
You do You by personthingything June 26, 2016
You do you boo
Joanne wants to wear her hair in pigtails but she is getting weird looks from her classmates but her friend Ella likes them and says"you do you boo" .
You do you boo by QueenTbag July 11, 2016
you do realize ...
A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"
Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
you do realize ... by scrublord5000 August 7, 2011
You Do Know
(Alternate: You Do Realize)
An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."
Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.
Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."
Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.
Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
"You do know that Democrats are all just fascist tax-collectors fighting a war on faith, right?"
"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"
"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"
You Do Know by Mark Werguild May 5, 2012
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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