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Very talented. This person is an all or nothing person. It's either he does everything or he does nothing. This person is loyal and loving. This person also cannot replace anyone. This person also only wants the things he/she cannot have.
Xyron stole my ballpen.
Xyron by Gerald5782 February 1, 2020
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Xykon • xylon • Xyron • xikonoreos • xydkonin • Xyion • Xyken • Xykoda • xylona • Xylonation
Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...
Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!
Xylon by __MS__ May 9, 2020

Xyon Job 

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"
Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?
Xyon Job by BiGRazorSG55 April 9, 2010
Xyontae is a handsome ass nigga with a horse cock, He loves pussy as well as his favorite Cracker Eric.
Damn, That Xyontae is a wild one.
Xyontae by That Cracker Eric December 3, 2019
My first love, he is an amazing funny broken humoured cute small guy but overall once ur close with him hed be fun around to be with but is a noisy kid in class that has failing grades.
I love Xyron
Xyron by Dhhharman November 27, 2021
If you meet a xymon, then you are very lucky because he is very hot, funny, sexy. He is also very unique and talkative
Girl 1: OMG did you meet him? He was very cool
Girl 2: Yeah, you just met a xymon
Xymon by El Banyo September 18, 2018
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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