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To unexpectedly log out with no warning whatsoever.
Xykon has gone offline
Penguintamer: Gwah
Grilthnak: He xykoned us!
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Very talented. This person is an all or nothing person. It's either he does everything or he does nothing. This person is loyal and loving. This person also cannot replace anyone. This person also only wants the things he/she cannot have.
Xyron stole my ballpen.
Xyron by Gerald5782 February 1, 2020
Related Words
Xykon xylon Xyron xikonoreos xydkonin Xyion Xyken Xykoda xylona Xylonation
Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...
Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!
Xylon by __MS__ May 9, 2020

Xyon Job 

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"
Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?
Xyon Job by BiGRazorSG55 April 9, 2010
Xyontae is a handsome ass nigga with a horse cock, He loves pussy as well as his favorite Cracker Eric.
Damn, That Xyontae is a wild one.
Xyontae by That Cracker Eric December 3, 2019
My first love, he is an amazing funny broken humoured cute small guy but overall once ur close with him hed be fun around to be with but is a noisy kid in class that has failing grades.
I love Xyron
Xyron by Dhhharman November 27, 2021
If you meet a xymon, then you are very lucky because he is very hot, funny, sexy. He is also very unique and talkative
Girl 1: OMG did you meet him? He was very cool
Girl 2: Yeah, you just met a xymon
Xymon by El Banyo September 18, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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