xander's penis 

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

xander's penis by definitely not xander October 4, 2021

Xander Suedbeck's IQ 

the IQ of Xander Suedbeck is 178

Xander Suedbeck's IQ is so high

Xander Suedbeck's IQ by GoldenSword February 16, 2023

xander speakman 

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

xander speakman by emma.samek February 7, 2020

Xander Simmonds 

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.

That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.

Xander Simmonds by Susbus123 October 17, 2023

Xander is seggsy

Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!

Damn Xander is seggsy af

Xander is seggsy by Xarofi July 8, 2021

Jackson Xanders 

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.

"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"

Jackson Xanders by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021

xanders 

The pair of balls that resides in a man’s ballsack.

Wow that is a huge pair of xanders!

xanders by Lilxannyman March 23, 2020