Wysteria
A rare woman with grace, class and sophistication. If you are lucky enough to find this true gem hold on and never let her go. She also has an amazing vagina that feels like Unicorn fur
Wysteria by Princess 358 January 1, 2018
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Wisteria Life
Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Wisteria Life by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009
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