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wangmaster 

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.
Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.
Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya
wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?
wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does
Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wangmaster 

One who works in the Deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.
Wangmaster originates from "Weighing master" and when said multipule times, becomes "Wangmaster".

"Oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of Swiss."

"Whatever, it's no big deal, John's the wangmaster."
Wangmaster by whiplashgirlchild August 7, 2007

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Wingmaster

noun.

a word used to describe a person who is not only uncool but is the most uncool person in the room and thereby cannot be referred to as a wing.
A: You're a wing!!
B: Sorry, but you're the wingmaster...
C: Oh shit!!
Wingmaster by Inferno Reign December 21, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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