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wangmaster 

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.
Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.
Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya
wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster 

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does
Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wangmaster 

One who works in the Deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.
Wangmaster originates from "Weighing master" and when said multipule times, becomes "Wangmaster".

"Oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of Swiss."

"Whatever, it's no big deal, John's the wangmaster."
Wangmaster by whiplashgirlchild August 7, 2007

Wingmaster

noun.

a word used to describe a person who is not only uncool but is the most uncool person in the room and thereby cannot be referred to as a wing.
A: You're a wing!!
B: Sorry, but you're the wingmaster...
C: Oh shit!!
Wingmaster by Inferno Reign December 21, 2005