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Woofing-cough

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Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018
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woofing 

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All talk no action. Saying you're gonna do something and not do it.
"Jeah he was talking about what he was gone do... his ass was woofing tho"
woofing by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007

Woofing 

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When a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms organization. They pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.
"Have you heard from Elisha lately?"
" No, I heard she was Woofing on a Costa Rican Pineapple plantation."
Woofing by Mooper January 16, 2013

woofing 

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The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).
Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.
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whoofing

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To Throw Up Whilst Recieving Big Hairy Man Cock!
Man: 'I Hope You Don't Whoof On Me'
Woman: 'Too Late, Im Whoofing Away'
whoofing by Mashy And Techy April 7, 2008

Woofing 

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The act of shitting on a person's car that you absolutely hate with a burning passion.
We going woofing tonight and getting that bitch Rayburn.
Woofing by DillAssPickle June 28, 2015
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