Wumpet

A cooler name for a Sousaphone

Person 1: You’re in band? That’s awesome! What instrument do you play?

Person 2: I play the Wumpet

Person 1: That’s hot

by ChikaWika October 10, 2022

wampeter

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

by Wumpery February 14, 2018

put the wumpty gump on

To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

by headquire July 4, 2010

wimpette

a white pimpette.
a female pimp who is white.
a wannabe pimpette who is white.

Afton and Brittany are such wimpettes its pimp.

by AFTON April 6, 2004

Wumput

A term used in golf: "To get the ball in the cup using only one stroke (one putt)."

"I'm on the green in four and now I need to wumput to save par."

by mojoequik and jjensencpa May 29, 2005

Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

by ProZak95 July 20, 2011