Wumpet 

A cooler name for a Sousaphone

Person 1: You’re in band? That’s awesome! What instrument do you play?

Person 2: I play the Wumpet

Person 1: That’s hot

Wumpet by ChikaWika October 10, 2022

wampeter 

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018

put the wumpty gump on

To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

put the wumpty gump on by headquire July 4, 2010

wimpette 

a white pimpette.
a female pimp who is white.
a wannabe pimpette who is white.

Afton and Brittany are such wimpettes its pimp.

wimpette by AFTON April 6, 2004

Wumput 

A term used in golf: "To get the ball in the cup using only one stroke (one putt)."

"I'm on the green in four and now I need to wumput to save par."

Wumput by mojoequik and jjensencpa May 29, 2005

Wallsack Wolly Wumper 

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

Wallsack Wolly Wumper by ProZak95 July 20, 2011