Wumpet

Person 1: You’re in band? That’s awesome! What instrument do you play?

Person 2: I play the Wumpet

Person 1: That’s hot

Wumpet by ChikaWika October 10, 2022

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wampeter

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

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A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018

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To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

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a white pimpette.
a female pimp who is white.
a wannabe pimpette who is white.

Afton and Brittany are such wimpettes its pimp.

wimpette by AFTON April 6, 2004

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A term used in golf: "To get the ball in the cup using only one stroke (one putt)."

"I'm on the green in four and now I need to wumput to save par."

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To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

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