(a) old;
(b) gratuitously pummelled to contain many wrinkles;
(c) wrinkle-sized land parcels of skin on one's vagina to reflect uncouth representations of what one would normally look like to be considered "tappable".
I went down on a girl, not to be fortunate enough to find a finehaven, but to find a nasty wrinklegina.
A miserable, life sucking woman who has an old sour attitude to life. Looks like a Karen sucking a lemon waiting for someone to criticise. Often found working in schools, underqualified and with a chip on their shoulders.
Wrinkleminge has been criticising my lesson plans again!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.