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Wretchling 

A wretchling is the most ugly category of person they are very ugly they are more ugly than dead things
Rachel: ew look Emma that guy is such a wretchling

Emma: yeah I know my stomach is turning
Wretchling by Danielmcde August 6, 2019
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soul-wrenching 

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.
This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.
soul-wrenching by ThePrayer April 25, 2016

gut-wrenching 

Adjective to describe something so painfully emotional, and tragic, that your stomach feels knotted. It relates to feelings of guilt, sadness and devastated sympathy.
The really tragic suicide of ten year old Ashlynn Conner, from Illinois, suffering after being bullied, was described as 'gut-wrenching'.
gut-wrenching by AliFish February 4, 2012

fart wrenching 

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.
I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

Witchling 

Mom and pop said it wasn't safe to leave the witchlings with the humans because they were bound to cause havoc.
Witchling by sillapooh May 25, 2012

Wretling 

slang term for playing grab ass, usually with another homosexual man.
Person 1: There's about 203 wretling fans around the San Fran area
Person 2: Only 203?
Person 1: well their club is called Wretling203, i'm just assuming there is 203 of them.
Wretling by WFbaby November 7, 2010

fart wrenching 

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.
Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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