A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"

After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.

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Home-wrecking whore

Someone (usually female) messes with your spouse, causing them to leave you.

K. Lovett is such a home-wrecking whore. I fucking hate her. She took a man away from his family. Fuck her.

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soul-wrenching

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

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Home Wrecking Whore

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.

Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!

Home Wrecking Whore by Suzzy Slapintheface December 5, 2011

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Home wrecking whore

Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.

whore slut delusional stupid downgrade easy home wrecking whore

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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