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A person who is great at messing things up and annoying people

e.g. A Wozzo would mess up a relationship or date | Annoy the *fuck* out of people *or both.*
He’s a Fakken wozzo
Wozzo by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
Related Words
Wozzo • wozzock • wozzon • wizzo the wozzo • Wozzle • wazzock • Wozzy • wizzo • wazzo • wazzok

wizzo the wozzo 

a completely straight thing to say
he's going to make you...

wizzo his wozzo
Macro: We got a couple of beers left, and...I know you're retired until you find a job, but if you want I do have some wizzog.
wizzog by ScaldedDog August 4, 2009
when a man gets top
" yeo shordy run wozzles"
wozzles by piece_of_cake April 17, 2018

Wizzords 

When word or words is just too plain for a chat conversation. So you spice it up by adding some Z's and an S.
Yo stop stealing my wizzords bro, not cool!
Wizzords by Sapper Daddy1 July 22, 2013
Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
"Yeo shordy you bout competing over and running wozzles "
Wozzles by Reckless.cee August 24, 2017
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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