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v. n. adj.
verb-to smoke weed
noun- weed
adj- to be high
verb- get out the bong and lets wizzo
noun- i just bought an ounce of wizzo
adj- fuck dude, im so wizzoed.
wizzo by excessive bluntster February 16, 2005
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A term or nickname used to describe a computer or technology wizard.
Keith : My laptop just crashed, who should i call ?
Stephen : 'Wizzo' Phelan's the man for the job!
Wizzo by AppleMacTicTac February 7, 2013
Literally the best osu player to have ever existed, probably can bench press shaquille o'neal, very tall guy and probably the most athletic person i know
Wizzo fced the Apparition
Wizzo by Mlaxy July 18, 2022
Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up
Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!
Wizzo by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Wizzo the Wizard 

A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).
"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"

wizzo the wozzo 

a completely straight thing to say
he's going to make you...

wizzo his wozzo
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