wozzon 

What's on

A bit like wazzup.

(convo)
hey wozzon?
Not much you?
OR
Hey Wozzon?
Nm really, hanging out and junk

wozzon by LemonadeWillowRocker October 8, 2006

wazzon 

Cornish for Whats on

"Wazzon John hows it going"!!!!

wazzon by Paddy Buck September 4, 2006

wuzzon

Word created by Matt Groening. First appeared in the Akbar & Jeff comic strip. Shortend term for "what's going on?"

Akbar asks, "wuzzon?". Jeff replies, "nuthin".

wuzzon by deanmachine October 7, 2006

wowzone 

wowzone (noun)

1. A word used to describe an object or being (esp. person) that is extremely popular for unknown reasons.
2. A word used to describe the aura created by such an object or being.

Origins: In September 2005 (according to Alexia, a division of Amazon.com responsible for monitoring internet traffic) a website known as the "wowzone" ranked, inexplicably, as the 496th most popular site (out of 8,168,684,336 web pages). This led to a small group of individuals using the word as a description for things which had become popular for no overt reason.

1. "Keanu Reeves is a wowzone."

2. "Contemporary serial plagiarists Oasis are creating a near dangerous wowzone."- Matt

wowzone by Bob101 September 26, 2005

wozzing 

Wozzing or to woz is to deliberately, knowingly waste time when you have actually got something rather important to do. Examples include: tidying your room when you should be revising for an exam or randomly deciding to finally back up all your photos onto CD when you've got a presentation for work to prepare. Origin: acronym W.A.S. "Work Avoidance Strategy".

Mum: "Have you finished that essay yet?"

Child: "I'm just sorting some old clothes out for the charity shop".

Mum: "It was due last week...Stop wozzing and get on with it!"

wozzing by Eclair June 3, 2009

wozzock 

an individual of an exceptionally low IQ

my sister's such a wozzock man, yanno why?
she didn't even have the decency to exist.

wozzock by ohlookitistwixieagain March 10, 2008

wuzzongachoo 

a quick and easy way of saying whats wrong with you

Jack: man wuzzongachoo!
Bill: i dont know.

wuzzongachoo by jip jop juby June 19, 2010