Woutie

Something or someone so suffering dull that you exclaim "Woutie" in sarcastic tones

Laurence said "I am going to see the proctologist tomorrow", to which I replied, "oh, Woutie!"

by Teifi October 14, 2018

Wouter

the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion

Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!

by iceshot11 February 16, 2013

Wouter

Someone that talks too much about Dark Souls.

Arno: Why does every conversation we have with him somehow go to Dark Souls?!? I want to talk about serious shit!
Joe: Yeah, he is such a Wouter!

by PeachBandit March 7, 2022

Woudie

A term used to describe your homie friend that is your friend and also your homie.

Sup woudie how you do??

by Woudie September 19, 2016

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Wotie

N. A close friend. Coming from "wardie", a term denoting someone from your ward in New Orleanian slang, "wotie" has taken the place of "homeboy" in modern American hip-hop. Arguments abound around who was the first to introduce it, but considering the origins of the term and that New Orleans is unique in its parish and ward systems, it is most likely from a cresent city artist.

I can't turn my back on him, because he is my wotie.

by Robyn Labrador-McPherson November 26, 2003

Wouter

A man with a huge Dick And many chicks.

Love to play ps4 games
Has a great sense of humor.
But still: a Very big dick

His Dick is so big, I Think it is a wouter

by Slang0001 September 7, 2017