3 definitions by Teifi

Grafting

To shoplift

He is starting to cluck and needs to get heroin, He will have to go grafting down the pound shop

by Teifi July 8, 2018

Woutie

Something or someone so suffering dull that you exclaim "Woutie" in sarcastic tones

Laurence said "I am going to see the proctologist tomorrow", to which I replied, "oh, Woutie!"

by Teifi October 14, 2018

Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

by Teifi August 24, 2009