Woullet 

1.(n) Someone who consistently performs unbelievable acts of stupidity.

2. (n) A person, usually nick-named Ricky Bobby, born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a Woullet will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the Woullets tend to be cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else. Pause. Not.

3.(v) When you go to bathroom and have flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

1. I sit next to a Woullet... FML.

2. Who pulled a Woullet in the Bathroom?

Woullet by lstyle4u October 15, 2010

Wullet 

The exact opposite of a mullet. Long hair in the front and short in the back. One might use the typical " Party in the front, and business in the back" Good for people who like to party and the wulletee's job entails their clientele to be more focused on the back of their head.

Wullet....enough said.

Wullet by IDropBombz April 25, 2011

womullet 

A mullet on a woman

that chick over there has a womullet.

womullet by Daveo1 January 21, 2009

wullet 

A womans mullet. Similar to that of a regular mullet, but more feminine. Sometimes styled and typically longer than just to the shoulders. Often seen as layered, and tapering as it goes down.

That lady has a wullet.

wullet by ski8tr May 24, 2006

woollet 

Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.

Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.

Person 1: yea.

woollet by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019

WOOLLETT-ITIS 

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

WOOLLETT-ITIS by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

wullet 

1. when u go on a date to a cheap place and can pay for everything with one dollar bills (someone with a little wallet)
2. someone who is triflin

I can't believe that lil wullet just said that?

Can you belive that lil wullet took me to McDonalds for our date?!

wullet by chEEkies112 June 11, 2009