Wottle

Those bottles work really well as wottles
by SquirrelMrrm October 04, 2010
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wottle

A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"
"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"
by shebaspider August 26, 2006
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wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands
P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*
by Jakedorian March 19, 2016
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wottle

Wottle is when you are on a walk and you have a bottle of water because you get too warm or exhausted.
"I need wottle!"
by hxhxhbx March 17, 2022
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