wottle

A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"

"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"

by shebaspider August 25, 2006

Wottle

A water bottle

Those bottles work really well as wottles

by SquirrelMrrm October 4, 2010

wottle

Wottle is when you are on a walk and you have a bottle of water because you get too warm or exhausted.

"I need wottle!"

by hxhxhbx March 17, 2022

wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*

by Jakedorian July 19, 2016

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Wittle

An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”

Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever

by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

wittle dude

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.

"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."

by samuel micker November 3, 2011