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Workzoned 

A professional twist on the Friendzone which many males sadly fall in to, it is when a girl rejects you due to working with her. Being workzoned can be heartbreaking as it potentially takes away one of the positives of your job.
Toby: Hey man, did you finally ask out Grace?
Scotty: Yeah bro, she said no because we work together and that'd make it weird.
Toby: Gutted man, you got workzoned!
Workzoned by CSC Pro December 13, 2012
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A nightclub in nottingham, that chavs go to on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays!
Chav: "Goin workz tonight?"
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Worzel Cumidge 

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
Worzel Cumidge by pruneface69 November 14, 2010

workzone 

Much like the 'friendzone', the Workzone consists of two people unable to have a sexual encounter without an endless future of awkwardness awaiting you. This is due to the fact that they are employed at the same establishment.
Did I tell you? There's this crazy hot new girl at my job. Hope she doesn't plan on being here long I don't want to end up in the workzone.
workzone by Jay Porks August 5, 2014