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Workzoned 

A professional twist on the Friendzone which many males sadly fall in to, it is when a girl rejects you due to working with her. Being workzoned can be heartbreaking as it potentially takes away one of the positives of your job.
Toby: Hey man, did you finally ask out Grace?
Scotty: Yeah bro, she said no because we work together and that'd make it weird.
Toby: Gutted man, you got workzoned!
Workzoned by CSC Pro December 13, 2012
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Workzoned 

When you won't acknowledge the person you've supposedly been in a long-term romantic relationship with as anything but a coworker.
Howard Stern: "You fell in love on a movie set."

Harry Styles: "I had a wonderful experience being directed by Olivia."

Everyone: "He just workzoned her!"

workzone 

Much like the 'friendzone', the Workzone consists of two people unable to have a sexual encounter without an endless future of awkwardness awaiting you. This is due to the fact that they are employed at the same establishment.
Did I tell you? There's this crazy hot new girl at my job. Hope she doesn't plan on being here long I don't want to end up in the workzone.
workzone by Jay Porks August 5, 2014

Workzone Super Trucker 

A driver of a mega-fleet truck incapable of maintaining the speed limit on an open road who will often be seen maintaining their maximum speed through construction zones in an attempt to pass and makeup time.
That Werner driver sure is a workzone super trucker. Look at him go!

Pepper the Workzone 

This is when you get home from work in the mid afternoon and you find your girlfriend is asleep. But it’s a trick, she is not asleep and actually wants anal but you’re gonna do it her way.

She grabs the icy hot and rims her entire ass then you know the drill so you hit your dick and balls too. While the spice is kicking in the key is to dip your balls in and out of her ass to get things going and now it’s time to start the fire. You slam it in and out of her ass until the windows fog up from the icy turning to hot and your Workzone is on fucking fire. You know if you’ve done your job when she tells you she hasn’t shit right in weeks.
“Hey Jenny, I know I’ve settled down with Jimmy but I’m still a total fucking whore at heart. Every girl needs a little anal. Remember the time you let Matt put it in your ass in a basement after getting smashed on dollar beer night? I’m still jealous so I’m gonna Pepper the Workzone With Jimmy tonight.”

“Last time you did that you shit blood for 3 days!”

Workmaned It

When your boys have a trip planned and your randomly “can’t go”.
Bro we were all going to go to Vegas but he workmaned it. Now the group chat dead
Workmaned It by Aknizzle October 31, 2025

Saint Warzoned

Saint Warzoned (otherwise known as Voidnet or x45) is a Discord and Darknet personality responsible for the finding of 'Jason England' and founding the services 'Jason England Services' and 'Buddha Niggas Anti-Com Action', and 'Warzoned' with the websites such as: Jasonengland.ru, Buddhaniggas.ru (DOWN), Warzoned.ru.

Saint Warzoned is also known for giving out gifts and doing collaborations with: Joker Security, Jailcry, Fedded.lol, Fuckhouse
Grandpa: Hohoho! Thank you Saint Warzoned for these gifts!
Saint Warzoned: Thank you Grandpa.
Saint Warzoned by x45 January 25, 2026
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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