worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

worksturbation

getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important

I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.

by peacocking101 July 27, 2009

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011

workurbate

the act of self pleasure at work.

1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate

2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure

by Rrhc005 August 9, 2016

Wacksturbate

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

by Nord March 23, 2004

Worksturbation

1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.

1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"

by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.

Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.

by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005