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Work Mom 

A woman at work who reminds you of your real mom, but you only really see her at the office.
"Lisa is the best work mom and boss ever! She always has chewing gum, and she always knows the answer to everything!"

"My work mom fired this dude at work for being a screw up; it was probably for his own good."

"Be sure to tell your work mom how much you appreciate her because one day one of you may retire or quit, and you'll regret not telling her often enough."
Work Mom by FerneemeryRULES! August 22, 2014
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Work at Home Mom 

A woman who is capable of taking on children, home, husband and a job.

She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.
Rebecca's mom is always home but she said she had to work. She must be a work at home mom.
Work at Home Mom by Cstevens August 21, 2008

mommy work 

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids
Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again
mommy work by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

Workmoms comp 

Mom's who are totally worn out, and/or injured on the job! Workmoms comp; a service that should be given to all of us mom's who deserve to be compensated for it. Associated with being a mombie.
When do I get paid to babysit your grandkids?
I require hourly, and back pay, and WORKMOMS COMP and all!
Workmoms comp by AshKaraoke March 11, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026