Words, Words, Words 

Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
I'm a gay sea otter.
I blow other dudes out of the water.

I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up.
A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person.

I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider,
Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her)
I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas
Gay dads blow pops, another sucker,
Oedipus was the first motherfucker.

Bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes.
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist,
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em

Guy 1: hey Alexa, Play "Words, Words, Words"
Alexa: Now playing "Words, Words, Words" By Bo Burnham.

Words, Words, Words by DickFullOfHelium October 19, 2022

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

mirror~image words

When a word is split exactly down the middle horizontally.

A few mirror~image words for example, are "BIKE", "CHIDE", & "DOE" . I'm sure there are many more.

mirror~image words by Starchylde June 1, 2016

buzz words 

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

buzz words by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

seven words you can't say on television 

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

seven words you can't say on television by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? 

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.

1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? by I'm too cool for Straight sex. June 17, 2012