Woozy Wood 

Having such an extremely large penis that in the morning when an erection is achieved, the subject feels faint and nauseous due to the reduction in blood pressure to the brain

Jeremy woke up with morning wood and now feels woozy, a typical case of woozy wood

Woozy Wood by Dean Carroll November 9, 2006

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

Woody Wood Peckering by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

black decker woody wood pecker by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Woody Wood

Street Slang for a Boner

Person 1: what should a say to my gf
Person 2: dude just ask her to suck your woody wood

Woody Wood by dj currysauce October 24, 2011

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

the woody wood pecker by the original woody June 6, 2011

The Woody Wood Pecker 

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

The Woody Wood Pecker by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Woody got Wood 

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

Woody got Wood by Mr canal April 12, 2019