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WoolMouth 

Jaw-locking dryness of the mouth, more grandiose than cottonmouth.
I have woolmouth.
He/She/It has woolmouth.
We all are really f*cking woolmouthed.
WoolMouth by Lillie pockets May 1, 2011
Words you can keep

Woolworths 

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.
"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
Woolworths by Worker 145,001 September 21, 2005

woolworths 

One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.
"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"

"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"
woolworths by Doust February 8, 2008

drew woolnough 

Bassist of English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Said to be made of wool and nicknamed Wooly.
drew woolnough by FrankToMyGerard January 1, 2015

Woolworths 

n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.
Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.

hailey woolworth 

A super skinny girl with big blue eyes and brown or usually blonde hair. She is really hyper and is not shy at all. She usually only hangs out with like three or four of her friends. She has many funny qualities but can be mean at times.
Damn look how crazy hailey woolworth is!
holy shit hailey woolworth is halarious

Woolworths 

The poor man's Coles
Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"

Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"

Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"

Steve: "Fair Enough"

Woolworths by thtis9900 November 18, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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