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A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.
You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.
wooftie by david stevenson December 5, 2003

pit woofie 

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.
"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons
pit woofie by demon646 February 5, 2010
woofie is a name for a nb person. the person who has the name normally is really kind, supportive, friendly and gets bullied the most. they might not know the best but they always stand their ground and try to do the right always. they love all of their friends
random person: who's woofie?
me: woofie is a wonder person and I think you'll love them as a friend, I sure do
woofie by alexismightbegay May 30, 2020

Woofie Bear 

Woofie Bear by Jonas Brown April 4, 2004
A pet name for the most desirable man on the planet.
I love you woofie c:
woofie by banananananpeeel December 29, 2017
A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.
Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!
woofie by AfroDitee January 7, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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