Woody on
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early bird gets the wood on
(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017
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Wood on Wood
When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
Wood on Wood by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 6, 2021
wood on wood
When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
wood on wood by Horny bus driver April 1, 2016
Wood on the Fire
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
Wood on the Fire by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
no wood on our wood
no wood on our wood by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
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