Woody on 

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

Woody on by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

Woomy on a Vroomy

Something related to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe; Inklings driving karts.

Yo somebody in my Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Lobby is playing as a Woomy on a Vroomy!

Woomy on a Vroomy by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 3, 2018

Wood on Wood 

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

Wood on Wood by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 6, 2021

wood on wood 

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

wood on wood by Horny bus driver April 1, 2016

Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.

1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.

Wood on the Fire by Stevr13 January 26, 2014

no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

no wood on our wood by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023