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Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.
"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"
Woodsy Date by i_bendover87 March 3, 2015
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One who has spent a large portion of time in the woods or is overly familiar with the woods. See also sav
While we were trying to get a cell signal this woodsy SOB started a fire and built a lean-to!
Woodsy by scrabis May 13, 2005

Woodsy Fart 

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
Woodsy Fart by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021
1. Abnormally large beaver, usually leader of a group. They can be distinguished by their huge, sharp, Spongebob like teeth.
2. Adjective describing an abnormally erect penis, usually in embarrassing situation.
1. Dude, last night a Woodsy totally crashed my car window.
2. The teacher started yelling at him and he kept getting woodsier.
Woodsy by El chiuaua March 4, 2011
An orgy taking place amongst people in the woods; particularly in the mountains of western Carolina.
Several cars pulled off the Blue Ridge Parkway to have a woodsy.
Woodsy by muggie August 10, 2008
In the videogame "Thief III: deadly shadows" the god worshipped by the Pagan faction, known as the Trickster, is referred to as the Woodsy One.
Manfools! Beware the Woodsy One!
woodsy by Orazio January 13, 2008