Woodsypox 

Also known as Aids 2.0, It's spread through gay interactions with black dudes and sometime North Koreans. Some side effects include the ability to talk forever. It can cause coworkers to use nicknames like "chadderbox" or "the dude who won't stfu". It has also been known to cause black rings around the eyes. Think a dude who just fucked a raccoon and you'll get the picture.

Breh 1. Bro think I have woodsypox.
Breh 2. Well you just fucked a North Korean dude rawdog.
Breh 1. That's true, I do like those asses nice and tight.

Woodsypox by BrumDumb419 April 5, 2025

WoodsyPox 

A variant of monkeypox but for the ultra-gay, It's typically contracted from giving out blowjobs to North Koreans or Black dudes. Some side effects are vertigo, and developing black rings around your eyes so you look like a raccoon. You don't get it from just sucking one cock either, It's contracted over years of cock guzzling. If you see a dude driving a scat pack you best believe he takes hot dicks to the throat, Yell out duck sausage and his mouth begins to water, Who needs mouthwash for a sore throat when you can take a 12-inch cock to clear up your irritated airways.

Breh 1: Man i got woodsypox after 10 years of blowing those North Koreans.

Breh 2: Wait you were giving blowjobs to North Koreans?
Breh 1: Umm yeah they really know how to face fuck me breh.

WoodsyPox by BrumDumb419 April 9, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016