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Woodster 

To just grab on to a dick and just hold it.
Last night I totally did the woodster to Jason last night.

OH man don't woodster someone.
Woodster by SavedbytheLord April 23, 2014

Cooper woodster

A little gay man with a small penis and loves to be pegged.
Cooper woodster by Weirdo9111111 November 6, 2022
A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!
woodser by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009
an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."
Woodser by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010
A magical land of Tootsie rolls, kilts, cows, bagpipes, tartan, black squirrels and snow. Also a college, but that's less important because c'mon, bagpipes!
Wooster students study hard, work harder and party hardest of all! Woo!
1. Wooster traditions include bagpipes, stealing bricks and filling Kauke Arch with snow every year.

2. - Yo dude, you going to that party at OSU tonight? - Nah man, I'm gonna hit up Wooster, that shit is so much better
Wooster by fightingscot November 14, 2011

Wooster Collective 

A website showcasing and celebrating ephemeral art throughout cities around the world. founded in 2001.

"wooster" comes from the street in the Soho section of NYC.
girl: did you take that picture of street graffiti?
boy: no, i found it on Wooster Collective. it's from a building in Athens.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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