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Woodland Park 

A town in Passaic County, New Jersey. A fairly middle class suburb located next to Paterson and Little Falls. Used to be called West Paterson but changed the name along with Elmwood Park, because of the bad reputation that Paterson's name carries. Overall, it is one of the best towns in Passaic County to live in along with Little Falls, Pompton Lakes, or Ringwood as there is absolutely no crime rate and it is not ghetto at all. Unfortunately, the bad of Paterson eventually spills into other towns, and it has hit Woodland Park, as the area near Glover Avenue is full of more ghetto wannabes and people with more financial troubles.

The school system is amazing and there is much to do in this town. Garrett Mountain is a great place to visit if you live in the area and there are many safe parks that are well lit after sunset. New high schoolers move onto Passaic Valley Regional High School. Most students from this town, especially after 2016 are starting to go to surrounding schools such as PCTI which is Wayne or prep/private schools. This is because of PCTI becoming increasingly popular and PVHS lessening in students because of the influx of ghetto kids that move into the bad parts of Totowa.
Person: "Do you live in Woodland Park?"
Person 2: "Yes, I do! It's a great place with much to do!"
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Woodland Park 

1The best place for first kisses after midnight.
2 A good place to sleep if you are homeless and/or like watching first kisses
It was in Woodland Park that Jessica first kissed Stephanie.

Woodland Caribou Park Canoe Wash

It is an oral sex move performed on a woman where the performer holds their hands on the receivers thighs and pushes them up and down in a wave like action while simultaneously moving their face along with their mouth and tongue up and down from the bottom of the anus to the clit repeatedly ideally until she squirts.
Oh my god he gave me the Woodland Caribou Park Canoe Wash last night soo good.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026