Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The county seat of Yolo county, California. Woodland is a shitty truckstop-town west of Sacramento that people should only stop in if they're getting gas to go somewhere better. There's nothing to do here and its full of hicks wannabe thugs and tweakers who still dress like it's 2006. You can't drive through Woodland without seeing at least one tweaker yelling at the sidewalk, or a fat redneck with semi-rimless glasses and a leased dodge ram he can barely afford. The wannabe thugs will also drive past you blairing their crappy music thinking that they're in the hood. Woodland is pathetic.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 1: "Uh, where?"
Person 2: "WOODLAND CUH."
Person 1: "Where the fuck is that?"
by ThatStupidLittleDevil November 01, 2018
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Woodland is a sweet caring boy who is always working and deserves a break. He is friends with everyone but yet still has a main friend group. He will always attempt a task no matter how hard it is. Woodland has dark hair and is extremely handsome that one look at him will make your heart stop. He is always making his friends laugh and will make you laugh too
by Mulvinator July 26, 2019
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The coolest city in Northern Cali. jUST ABSOLUTLY THE BEST

Atlanta Georgia, and any other really popular city in other states! Woodland ca!! rep!!
by Pimpinpays June 20, 2006
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woodland junior high in arkansas is much better than their rivals ramay. the woodland cowboys have many championships in all sports. honestly just go to woodland. the ramay indians suck!
Drew: omg woodland won last night!

Lily: yea so what else is new?
by vllyblgrl October 22, 2019
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A junior high in Arkansas. Alot less superior to the opposing school, Ramay. The people who go there are losers.
Angel: Man, Woodland didnt do so hot at the football game last night.

Sarah: What's new?
by You know dissss. October 28, 2010
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