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1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.


2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!


2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 02, 2010
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods
ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked
by desire June 20, 2004
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The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS
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A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
by Fendiidior May 05, 2009
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A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
by Shamama123 February 20, 2009
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